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#12614
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⚐ Report// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.
#12504
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⚐ Report//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.
#12471
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⚐ Report//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.
#12366
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*
#12365
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⚐ ReportJacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."
#12290
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Have you seen my brother? Jacobs: He dresses up like Jimmy Hendricks. He's still stuck in 1977.
#12263
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.
#12199
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⚐ ReportJacobs: And why does Okenwa not have a family? Elena: Because he has a strong preference for men.
#12173
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⚐ Report// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!