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#13678
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⚐ Report// helping ziyad with physics hw ziyad is emailing jacobs with his frustrations ziyad: I'm actually gonna get railed on monday
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⚐ Report//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all
#13569
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⚐ ReportYates, on the loudspeaker: In class on time is working- Jacobs: Except for Melvin!
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!