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#13678

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Nov. 20, 2025, 8:22 p.m.

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// helping ziyad with physics hw ziyad is emailing jacobs with his frustrations ziyad: I'm actually gonna get railed on monday

#13654

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Oct. 25, 2025, 9:14 p.m.

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//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all

#13569

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March 14, 2025, 9:19 a.m.

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Yates, on the loudspeaker: In class on time is working- Jacobs: Except for Melvin!

#13517

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Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#13492

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Oct. 15, 2024, 2:27 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.

#13389

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May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.

#13286

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April 11, 2024, 3:16 p.m.

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Jacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!

#13134

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Jacobs: Take Astronomy, learn about electric ghosts!

#12872

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Jan. 18, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.

#12833

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:25 p.m.

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Michael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!

Jacobs, later: "I'm so sad I'm only going to have you for two or three more weeks. ... These are the kinds of surprises that make life worth living."

michael, thermo, chopsticks, jacobs