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⚐ ReportJacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
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⚐ Report// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: If you see me throwing my computer across the classroom, don't worry. Jacobs: I'm just having a mental breakdown.
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⚐ Report//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!