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Oct. 15, 2024, 2:27 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.

#13389

33

May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.

#13286

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April 11, 2024, 3:16 p.m.

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Jacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!

#13134

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Jacobs: Take Astronomy, learn about electric ghosts!

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Jan. 18, 2024, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.

#12833

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:25 p.m.

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Michael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!

#12830

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

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Jacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.

#12827

22

Jan. 5, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...

#12814

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Jan. 4, 2024, 8:09 a.m.

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Jacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.

#12797

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Dec. 21, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.