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Sept. 16, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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//During physics discussion Jacobs: I’m so excited on sitting on the table! I can’t even sit on my chair so I’m on the table.

Matthew Jacobs, the new AP physics teacher. You should say hi to him.




March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!



Jan. 3, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

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//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.