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⚐ ReportYates, on the loudspeaker: In class on time is working- Jacobs: Except for Melvin!
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.
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⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It's a busy day today. There's a lot to do when you only get one school day per week.
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
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⚐ Report// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...