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Nov. 14, 2022, 8:32 p.m.

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// right after HMMT Michael W: Sometimes you have to throw to catch.



Nov. 14, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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//the next class from 11132 Schwartz: If you want to plug in 2 to a polynomial, you can do that. Schwartz: Just construct the polynomial ring, and mod it out by the ideal generated by x - 2! Michael: Will this be on the test?



Nov. 14, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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Stein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)



Nov. 10, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Have you ever thought about reaching into your ear and just pulling out a really long [bug]?



Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!



Sept. 23, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Michael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.



Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.



April 22, 2022, 10:21 a.m.

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Michael Wang: Bring out the bag of white stuff tomorrow.



April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.



April 5, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Andy: The Giver is really dark. Michael Wang: The Giver is really funny! Andy: Care to explain why? Michael: *breaks down giggling*