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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.



Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?



Sept. 1, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Michael: I'm told I'm wrong, so I'm kinda scared, but -- Jacobs: We're all scared. It's the human condition.



June 12, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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// Michael Wang tries to explain a video game technique Schwartz: That's called spawn camping. It's awful!



June 9, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Niklas(as Genghis Khan): I died in 1220. Michael Wang(as Che Guevara): Damn you died that early?



May 23, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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Hari: Do you want a kiss? *gestures to bag of Hershey kisses* Michael Ilie: No, I want a blowjob.

//mod note: unfortunately for Michael, Hershey doesn't have such a product

hari, michael



May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!



May 16, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Sahu: oh. my. god. and they said it couldn’t be done Michael: who is this they you keep talking about? Sahu: it’s the naysayers, the skeptics, the opposition! Sahu: I don’t know what we say back to them though.

I think some variation of this conversation happens every class

sahu, michael



May 15, 2023, 2:07 p.m.

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Michael Wang: As you see, I was born with a 3rd chromosome. Johnny: He was born with only 3 chromosomes.



April 20, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!