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⚐ ReportMichael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.
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⚐ ReportRose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?
#13094
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⚐ Report//Rose demonstrates a clever polynomial factoring technique in Discrete Michael: My Precalc teacher should've taught me this.
#13015
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⚐ ReportHinkle, to Michael: You're a senior, so you don't get to play Monopoly with us, so we won't get to see your violent ways within.
#12898
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⚐ Report//Rose describes the things he had planned for Logic for which he ran out of time Michael: Do you ever think that Logic should be double-period? Rose: No, Logic doesn't need to be double-period. I just need to cut out some junk. Rose: I've come to the point where I'm willing to admit that.
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
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⚐ Report//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!
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⚐ Report// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.