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#13111

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Feb. 22, 2024, 7:20 a.m.

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Rose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?

#13094

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Feb. 16, 2024, 4:01 p.m.

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//Rose demonstrates a clever polynomial factoring technique in Discrete Michael: My Precalc teacher should've taught me this.

#13015

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Feb. 8, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Hinkle, to Michael: You're a senior, so you don't get to play Monopoly with us, so we won't get to see your violent ways within.

#12898

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Jan. 26, 2024, 7:47 a.m.

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//Rose describes the things he had planned for Logic for which he ran out of time Michael: Do you ever think that Logic should be double-period? Rose: No, Logic doesn't need to be double-period. I just need to cut out some junk. Rose: I've come to the point where I'm willing to admit that.

#12833

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:25 p.m.

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Michael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!

Jacobs, later: "I'm so sad I'm only going to have you for two or three more weeks. ... These are the kinds of surprises that make life worth living."

michael, thermo, chopsticks, jacobs

#12811

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Jan. 3, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Michael: Hey, there were good mustache men! Shron: Like Ostrander? Michael: No.

#12774

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Dec. 19, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!

#12714

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Dec. 13, 2023, 8:59 a.m.

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// Ostrander walks in Stein: Hi Mr. Ostrander, are you looking for Michael Wang? // Michael Wang walks in 3 seconds later Stein: So you've kept your promise of not being late for 2 classes. Ostrander: During your wedding in the future, does "till death do us part" only last for when you take 2 classes? Michael: In my defense, it was 4 classes.

#12630

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Dec. 1, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Michael: war crimes are only crimes if you lose! Seat, disturbed: …no…

#12598

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:12 p.m.

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Michael: Don't worry, me and Shron have a collective IQ of 150, we can do this