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May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.

#13286

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April 11, 2024, 3:16 p.m.

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Jacobs: Learning how to not be racist toward Asian people is more important than the sun!

#13134

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Jacobs: Take Astronomy, learn about electric ghosts!

#13040

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Feb. 12, 2024, 7:38 a.m.

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Meghna: [It's called USAAAO] because everyone who takes it is mentally deranged Meghna: no i didn't say that // later Meghna: NOOOO WE LOVE STEPHEN AND WE LOVE JUSTIN BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMART!!!!!! Chris: we all know they are insane

#8504

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Feb. 13, 2020, 1:53 p.m.

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Halperin: Economics could be a science if they tried hard enough

#8470

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Jan. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star

#3638

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.

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Feb. 1, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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"Why can't the universe just work better?" - Carlos