// Delaney's story about setting his crush on fire "My 18th birthday, senior year in high school, my mom told me I could invite a friend over" "Jennifer Kitchridge had blue eyes blond hair...and she accepts graciously" "My mom had spent the whole day making this ice cream cake, it was like this giant jelly roll" "We all have dinner, I have no idea what I ate, I blocked it out of my memory" "Because we are fancy, my mom sprinkled confectionery sugar" "I'm terribly embarrassed because I was an 18 year boy" "I take this giant man boy breath to blow out the candles" "The first row of candles go out, the 2nd row goes out...if you look really close the confectionery sugar begin to dance" "Begins to gracefully swirl up and I create this fireball and impacts her right in the chest." "She screams and runs to the bathroom to put out the fire." "That was the end of my relationship with Jennifer. We did not date."
Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?