//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony.
Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered?
Ms. Medley: I think so.
Lori: But then where are the solar cells?
Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside.
Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.
// During 9th Period Stat after the World AP
Stein: I gave out two worksheets yesterday...for those of you who bothered to come...
Lori: But I have an excuse! I was taking APPPPSSS!!!
Stein: I don't want to hear it! APs are stupid.
Kevli: But it was the Stat AP!
Stein: I don't care. It doesn't matter what AP it was. AP World History. AP Statistics. They're both stupid.