//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching.
Schafer: You're ruining this class!
//Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect.
Nino: Can I go to the bathroom?
Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so.
Paul: May we get to that homework question?
Schafer: Can I get through these notes first?
Paul: I don't know; can you?
Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question.
Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me.
Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them.
Hammond: "Thank you."
Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know.
Hammond: "Salmon pickles?"
Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were?
Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you."
Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word.