Blake: I'm erasing my feelings
Blake: I know I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't like bubble tea
Blake: Who's Simile's best friend? Student: Metaphor Blake: Yeah, they're like fraternal twins.
Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.
Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.
Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.
Blake: The independent clause lives on its own -- has a car, has a job ...
// Talking about self-referential third-person (illeism) Blake: The only person I know who can get away with that is Elmo.
Blake: Reading is ... so awesome. Blake -- said the English teacher.
Blake: ... OOOHH! My god! It's so long!