# Search Quotes

# #12892

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⚐ ReportSchwartz: For the last Math Meet, I want to bring 60, 70 people. We should show up in force. Student: Is it to flex on Poolesville? Schwartz: No, it's for us! ... but it's also kinda to flex on Poolesville.

# #12396

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⚐ ReportTiancheng: "Yunyi, how many cuss words can I have in an MBMT problem?" Yunyi: "All of them." Tiancheng: "Bet!"

# #11824

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⚐ ReportEvan Wu: Complex [Analysis] meetings are a normal thing that everyone should do [in high school]. Math Team is for nerds.

# #11599

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⚐ Report//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.

# #10508

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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

# #10507

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⚐ ReportKwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!

# #10446

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⚐ ReportNacho: The lesson you should take away from this is that hurting small children gives you a feeling of power.