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Jan. 24, 2024, 4:28 p.m.

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Schwartz: For the last Math Meet, I want to bring 60, 70 people. We should show up in force. Student: Is it to flex on Poolesville? Schwartz: No, it's for us! ... but it's also kinda to flex on Poolesville.



Oct. 25, 2023, 4:06 p.m.

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Tiancheng: "Yunyi, how many cuss words can I have in an MBMT problem?" Yunyi: "All of them." Tiancheng: "Bet!"



Oct. 25, 2023, 3:17 p.m.

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Bosse: What's wrong with you people? Bosse: Why aren't you on the math team?



Oct. 4, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a math degree! everyone: *claps*



May 10, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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Nacho: This problem is hard -- because it is not easy.



May 10, 2023, 7:32 p.m.

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Evan Wu: Complex [Analysis] meetings are a normal thing that everyone should do [in high school]. Math Team is for nerds.



Feb. 22, 2023, 6:36 p.m.

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//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.



April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.



April 27, 2022, 6:06 p.m.

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Kwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!



April 20, 2022, 3:56 p.m.

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Nacho: The lesson you should take away from this is that hurting small children gives you a feeling of power.