# #10508

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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

# #10507

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April 27, 2022, 6:06 p.m.

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Kwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!

# #10446

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April 20, 2022, 3:56 p.m.

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Nacho: The lesson you should take away from this is that hurting small children gives you a feeling of power.

# #10063

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Feb. 23, 2022, 9:11 p.m.

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// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove_problem

# #10004

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Feb. 16, 2022, 3:47 p.m.

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Stephen: What are you guys doing? Hui: Actual math. Stephen: Cancerous.

//mod note: schwartz said it first

# #9952

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:32 p.m.

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//Nacho discussing problem about jumping frog Nacho: So this state leads to, I guess, Frog Heaven, where the frog gets all the frog-ladies, and all the frog food, and stuff-- Student: Heteronormativity!

"What was that?" "Nothing" "I actually didn't hear you."

# #9951

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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//Nacho presents maths technique Nacho: The more tools you have in your back pocket, the more shards you can make when you throw your hammers at bricks.

then Schwartz walked in and was confused/amused by this statement

# #9787

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Jan. 19, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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Nacho: Youâ€™re basically doing dark magic at school with paper.

# #9391

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Nov. 17, 2021, 7:43 p.m.

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// Schwartz vs. Rose beef about how to solve a problem Rose: I guess we could use geometric differentiation. Schwartz: No! We don't want to do applications! Rose: Well, if you think about it as a volume... Schwartz: Get out of here with your geometry! Andy: Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications. Schwartz: YES! YESSSSSS! *pumps fist into the air, laughs manically*

# #9136

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May 3, 2021, 5:02 p.m.

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Rose: I should be on math team!

not like Rose is a math teacher or anything... (during AP Calc review)