Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.
Kwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!
Nacho: The lesson you should take away from this is that hurting small children gives you a feeling of power.
// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!
Stephen: What are you guys doing? Hui: Actual math. Stephen: Cancerous.
//Nacho discussing problem about jumping frog Nacho: So this state leads to, I guess, Frog Heaven, where the frog gets all the frog-ladies, and all the frog food, and stuff-- Student: Heteronormativity!
//Nacho presents maths technique Nacho: The more tools you have in your back pocket, the more shards you can make when you throw your hammers at bricks.
Nacho: You’re basically doing dark magic at school with paper.
// Schwartz vs. Rose beef about how to solve a problem Rose: I guess we could use geometric differentiation. Schwartz: No! We don't want to do applications! Rose: Well, if you think about it as a volume... Schwartz: Get out of here with your geometry! Andy: Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications. Schwartz: YES! YESSSSSS! *pumps fist into the air, laughs manically*
Rose: I should be on math team!