Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.
Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud
Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!
//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!
// Caleb joins pchem during 6th period O'Donovan: Caleb what class do you have right now? Caleb: For legal purposes I have study hall.
// Caleb walks into pchem O’Donovan: Is that traitor Caleb?
// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!
Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.
Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?
Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.