#13537

1111

Jan. 17, 2025, 3:07 p.m.

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"good boy" -caleb "yes you are a good boy!" -mr rose

#12844

810

Jan. 16, 2024, 9:06 p.m.

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//Science Bowl Regionals, breakfast table before competitions Eric Yang: Should I drink the apple cider? Eric: Will I perform better drunk? Kian: Yes! Caleb is living proof that you will perform better drunk!

#12819

15

Jan. 4, 2024, 2:19 p.m.

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Caleb: You have a sister? Jeffrey: Yeah Caleb: How old Jeffrey: She's in junior year of college Caleb: Is she bad?

#12798

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.

#12796

1012

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#11659

88

March 9, 2023, 7:50 p.m.

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// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.

#11508

79

Feb. 4, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Caleb: Can I eat my nuts if I take them outside?

#11450

88

Jan. 20, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.

#11434

1717

Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!