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#11450

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Jan. 20, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.

#11434

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Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#11291

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Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11284

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Dec. 7, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!

#10939

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Oct. 7, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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// Caleb joins pchem during 6th period O'Donovan: Caleb what class do you have right now? Caleb: For legal purposes I have study hall.

#10860

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Sept. 21, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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// Caleb walks into pchem O’Donovan: Is that traitor Caleb?

#10850

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Sept. 20, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!

#10632

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May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

#10337

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March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10335

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March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.