#10632

77

May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

#10337

1111

March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10335

99

March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10267

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March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.

#10116

1212

March 1, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.

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1416

Feb. 18, 2022, 7:05 p.m.

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// Chamber orchestra Roberts: Does anyone here do weightlifting? Caleb: ANDY YING!!! Roberts: Who is Andy Ying?

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234

Jan. 22, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Yunyi: 8 times 4 is 32, Caleb!

#9529

814

Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

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Nov. 12, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// JHU prac Hui: Thank you Andy for having a brain cell, singular.

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Nov. 7, 2021, 1:01 a.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts, Caleb is reading warmup questions Caleb: How many pokemon were there in the first generation? Andy: 151! Joseph: Is that in Campbell?