//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day.
Student: Will the security guards be there watching us?
Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds.
Student: Will they have weapons with them, too?
//Davis gives a disapproving look.
Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.
//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class
Office: This is the main office.
Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class.
Office: How can I help you?
Piper: Well, I don't know!
Office: Um, I can't really hear you.
Piper: I said a student fainted.
Office: A student did what?
Office: Ok, we'll send security.