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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: social security numbers are probably the most sensitive information about you Sahu: other than your feelings Sahu: but you can't print you feelings on a piece of paper



Jan. 9, 2015, 7 p.m.

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//Freshman Physics discussing what will happen if we leave school grounds on exam day. Student: Will the security guards be there watching us? Davis: Yes. They will be out there watching if you're leaving the grounds. Student: Will they have weapons with them, too? //Davis gives a disapproving look. Davis, sarcastically: Yes. The armory is up on the fourth floor with the pool.



Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.