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April 4, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Jack: I love eating Italians



March 22, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Naomi: What jobs are there that don’t need chemistry? Dr. Davis: Well, let’s see, cashier at McDonald’s, fry guy at McDonald’s, burger flipper at McDonald’s, you can’t be the freezer guy though you’d need to know too much temperature and stuff.

RIP Naomi’s chem grade 💀 // mod note: pretty sure the burger flipper would need to know a thing or two about temperature as well

lodal, chem, davis



May 18, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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> ms fuss announcement about how there can be NO waterguns, NO nerf guns, and NO bb guns on school grounds because of senior assassin > everyone is rolling their eyes Dr Davis, staring at the back table, speaking in his almost-but-not-quite monotone: They haven't banned quarter gallon bags, and they haven't banned having a quart of water, you know. You could have a water bomb



Dec. 16, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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Dr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.

Can you guess who? Hint robot XD




Dec. 9, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Dr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.



Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice



April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.



Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter



Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!



Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!