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April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.



Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter



Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!



Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!



Sept. 20, 2016, 7:28 p.m.

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Pythagorize that bad boy!



Sept. 13, 2016, 6:12 p.m.

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Davis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."



Sept. 8, 2016, 8:25 p.m.

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Davis: "There are people who want your bodies for Tuesday."

Talking about people trying to recruit for clubs

davis, clubs



Feb. 4, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)



Jan. 14, 2016, 6:01 p.m.

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//Girls Who Code comes up on Infoflow Dr. Davis: At this age, they should be identifying as women, not girls.



Oct. 13, 2015, 5:29 p.m.

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//A test starts Dr. Davis: You have... 5,100 seconds remaining to finish the test. (writes '5100 seconds' on board)