Dr. Davis: She may be nice and quiet on the outside, but in the inside shes plotting a resistance.
Dr. Davis: I dont remember who it was, but someone was making fun if their spouse or significant other for having huge ears.
Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice
//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.
Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter
//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!
//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!
Davis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."