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#4176

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Aug. 30, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.

#3536

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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper calls the main office after a student faints in her class Office: This is the main office. Piper: Yes, a student fainted in my class. Office: How can I help you? Piper: Well, I don't know! Office: Um, I can't really hear you. Piper: I said a student fainted. Office: A student did what? Piper: Fainted! Office: Ok, we'll send security.

#2997

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Feb. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

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Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.

#2890

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!