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#1740

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March 26, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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//Talking about how much of the robot is available for use Daniel R: I'm Jewish with some Chinese, I have to haggle for it! Shaya: Wait, who makes more? Daniel: I'd say that Jews make more than Chinese. Shaya: But China makes more than the Jews!

#1268

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Jan. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m.

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Kathryn: hey ben do you have any idea how long a session of congress runs for Ben: no Ben: do i look like wikipedia? Kathryn: oh man thats a great idea thanks Ben: no seriously Ben: do i look that fat? Kathryn: honestly you could do to lose a few articles

#1027

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!