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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.



Jan. 25, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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// Scioly O'Donovan: UMD is completely tripping.



Nov. 30, 2022, 5:54 p.m.

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//Ostrander before UMD competition Ostrander: First requirement of the test: you must be awake to take the test. Ostrander: Technically, you don't have to be awake, but if you want to get any points ... //later Ostrander: This is the one time when it's okay to be selfish. //later Ostrander: We're not being selfish -- we're being equitable.



April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.



Sept. 22, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Teacher: What do you lose if you go to UMD and then Princeton graduate school? Andy Gilbert: negative $40,000