//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?