Andy: I won't make up Blairbash quotes of you out of the goodness of my heart. Zachary: You should embrace absurdism. Zachary: Life has no meaning. Zachary: Do whatever you want.
Zachary Parsia: Expired condoms are useful...for making babies
Zachary: Ms. Thomas, what movie are we watching? Thomas: Your face! Zachary: That's literally the sexiest movie ever!