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May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!



April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...



April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.



Feb. 21, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Thomas: I'll remember that when I'm cross-dressing.



Feb. 14, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Thomas: May you have short T-Rex arms and never masturbate.



Feb. 8, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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M-E: Hitler was a lot like Abe Lincoln....except Abe Lincoln had...better...morals........ Ms. Thomas: Just stop talking. Like, right now...



Feb. 6, 2012, 11:33 p.m.

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//Quantum physics: Thomas is discussing Bas van Frassen, who believe that we have no proof that electrons exist because we have never observed them Thomas: Well, just because something is too small to be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You can make observations that support its existence even if you can't actually see it. Evan: Right. Otherwise, how would you be able to pee?



Jan. 3, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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//Ms. Thomas is talking about how she ranks how much she likes her students by putting them on a metaphorical ladder //A student says something she doesn't like Ms. Thomas: Now, you are moving down on the ladder! Sachin (passing by): Why don't you just jump off the ladder and measure its height?



Dec. 9, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.



Dec. 7, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Mufasa: I wanted to join philosophy club, but there were never any meetings. Thomas: We just think about them in the abstract.