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#11107

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Nov. 4, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Laser eye surgery, an eye opening experience! // Later Jerry: People say to maintain eye contact, but nobody likes it when I rub my eyeballs on them!

#11220

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Nov. 24, 2022, 5:17 p.m.

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// Tinsley is giving back RA essays Student: You just jammed them into our desks! Tinsley: I did not jam it in, I put it in gently! Andy: Heh, that's what she said.

#11379

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Isak: How is the universe bigger than it is old?

Size of the observable universe: 93 billion light-years. Age of the universe: 13.7 billion years //mod note: because the expansion of space itself is not bound by the speed of light

isak

#11609

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Feb. 24, 2023, 2:15 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 23 "The thing about R^2 is that R^2 is r, squared." "R^2 is 53%. Nod your head, nod your head -- why are you nodding your heads? Shake your head, shake your head!" "I have a lot to say about this topic. I could talk for four hours about it. I could give a really good TED Talk about it. ... I could give 16 TED Talks about it." "There are certain things that Americans really like -- like guns, fast food, and rankings. ... That was really profound." "This was an obsession of mine -- arguing with Jay Mathews -- for a few years, and I even sent him a spreadsheet once."

#2: R^2 was not 53% but you could have easily thought it was, #3: regression to the mean and Sir Francis Galton, #5: the Challenge Index is horribly flawed // mod note: the challenge index sucks because it makes RM look better than us //mod note: that just means you're not taking enough APs, Andy

stein, applied_stat

#11880

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May 23, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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// After a quantum presentation Jerry Song: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Jerry: Did you know you have rights?

#11943

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June 6, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Anderson: This is one of the movies that I want you to pay attention to. Anderson: Not just because I paid money for it.

#12094

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Sept. 11, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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Charles: Bigger muscles are sexier.

#12125

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Sept. 14, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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//Dagmawi walks in late, daps/handshakes some friends as he walks around Jacobs: You're just walking in and slapping hands in the middle of my classroom? Dagmawi: ... I'm in this class. Jacobs: I'm Mr Jacobs. I'm also in this class.

#12128

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly

#12217

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Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

the last 2 lines are obviously sarcastic

charles