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#12125

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Sept. 14, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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//Dagmawi walks in late, daps/handshakes some friends as he walks around Jacobs: You're just walking in and slapping hands in the middle of my classroom? Dagmawi: ... I'm in this class. Jacobs: I'm Mr Jacobs. I'm also in this class.

#12128

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly

#12217

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Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

the last 2 lines are obviously sarcastic

charles

#12285

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Oct. 10, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Dan: i had a hot woman

#12376

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Oct. 22, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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Ethan: I love socks Ethan: They prevent my feet from getting all grubby-wubby. Ethan: I'm putting my socks in the window. Ethan: I'm drawing shapes in the dust in the window sill. Ethan: Yea, socks are great.

#12414

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Oct. 27, 2023, 1:44 p.m.

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Student: If you have 100k points (for McDonalds), either you're Mr. Beast or a fatty.

#12613

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Nov. 29, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Yunyi: I've been doing your family 5 generations down

#12647

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Dec. 4, 2023, 10:51 p.m.

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John: *practices his Mr. Rose audition for STAN* Friend: You’re like Rose if he were a Shakespeare villain

#12653

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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gus: u cant spell aapi w/o AP

#12657

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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mr wilson: pretty boy genius dr howard