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#13325

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April 19, 2024, 10:42 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure

#13196

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March 14, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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Yongle: You know the [describes congee/粥] Ethan Liu: Oh wet rice!? Yongle: Is that what you call it!? Wet rice? Yongle: Hey gimmie some of that wet rice!

#13114

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ethan Hua: Hyundai hentai? Ethan: Car Sex? Ethan: show me that car sex.

#13100

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Feb. 20, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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//Talking about asians Ethan Liu: I can't tell, they all look the same to me Andrei: Couldn't have said it better my... Ethan: you can't say that!

#13097

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Feb. 20, 2024, 8:01 a.m.

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// Looking at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithm#/media/File:Merge_sort_animation.gif Ethan Hua: is this magnet porn? Ethan: no bigger release than watching a sorting algorithm.

#12748

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Dec. 18, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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//middle of ADSB with Mr. Sahu Ethan: I'm glad Hellen Keller wasn't racist.

#12678

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Dec. 6, 2023, 3:50 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: When the nuts are low the stakes are high.

this was said during the locker room before swim practice

ethan hua, ethan

#12547

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Nov. 17, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Ethan Liu: what is your Chinese name Yongle: ...

#12376

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Oct. 22, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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Ethan: I love socks Ethan: They prevent my feet from getting all grubby-wubby. Ethan: I'm putting my socks in the window. Ethan: I'm drawing shapes in the dust in the window sill. Ethan: Yea, socks are great.

#12335

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Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")