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⚐ ReportEthan Hua: A middle-aged white woman touches my balls once a year Ethan Hua: And they call it a medical procedure
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⚐ ReportYongle: You know the [describes congee/粥] Ethan Liu: Oh wet rice!? Yongle: Is that what you call it!? Wet rice? Yongle: Hey gimmie some of that wet rice!
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⚐ Report//Talking about asians Ethan Liu: I can't tell, they all look the same to me Andrei: Couldn't have said it better my... Ethan: you can't say that!
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⚐ Report// Looking at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithm#/media/File:Merge_sort_animation.gif Ethan Hua: is this magnet porn? Ethan: no bigger release than watching a sorting algorithm.
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⚐ ReportEthan: I love socks Ethan: They prevent my feet from getting all grubby-wubby. Ethan: I'm putting my socks in the window. Ethan: I'm drawing shapes in the dust in the window sill. Ethan: Yea, socks are great.
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⚐ ReportMitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")