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Nov. 1, 2022, 6:42 p.m.

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//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry



Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.



Jan. 28, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

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Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star



Jan. 16, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.



Nov. 9, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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//board has a question asking whether men and women feel jealousy the same way Lara: Hey Ethan, how do men feel jealousy? Ethan: I am not a man.



Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.



May 30, 2018, 8:13 a.m.

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Ethan: It's hard to focus when your group focuses on memes.



Sept. 14, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Scibowl mini tournament, facing Chris Tong Ethan: Can we forfeit?

Real men forfeit in the face of imminent defeat.

science, ethan



April 22, 2016, 1:06 p.m.

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//Complex is choosing research topics //Ethan Holland is written as everyone's partner Ramya: When did Ethan become the new Vishnu?



Sept. 10, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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//First period Analysis 1B, talking about the upcoming knowledge celebration Stein: So, the knowledge celebration is going to be this coming Teh-urs-day. Any questions about it? Class: *murmuring* Teh-urs-day? What? Stein: What? What do you guys say? *pause* Stein: You say THURSDAY? Huh. Must be a regional thing. Ethan: By regional, you mean AMERICA.