//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.
Ethan: Against popular belief, Pluto is not a star
//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.
//board has a question asking whether men and women feel jealousy the same way Lara: Hey Ethan, how do men feel jealousy? Ethan: I am not a man.
//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.
Ethan: It's hard to focus when your group focuses on memes.
//Scibowl mini tournament, facing Chris Tong Ethan: Can we forfeit?
//Complex is choosing research topics //Ethan Holland is written as everyone's partner Ramya: When did Ethan become the new Vishnu?
//First period Analysis 1B, talking about the upcoming knowledge celebration Stein: So, the knowledge celebration is going to be this coming Teh-urs-day. Any questions about it? Class: *murmuring* Teh-urs-day? What? Stein: What? What do you guys say? *pause* Stein: You say THURSDAY? Huh. Must be a regional thing. Ethan: By regional, you mean AMERICA.
//Talking about the transit Street: What do you think you'll see when you look through one side of it? Ethan: The other side? Street: Yeah, like when I look through your ears.