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#12233
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⚐ Report//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes
#12232
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⚐ ReportRose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.
#9556
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⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.
#8919
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⚐ ReportKirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ... Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever
#8893
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⚐ ReportKirk: I wonder if there's a parametric equation that can *draaaaww* Picasso's paintings Kirk: ... probably exists
#8778
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⚐ ReportSchafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.
#8636
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⚐ Report// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.