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Oct. 23, 2010, 2:52 p.m.

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//summarizing the absurdist philosophy of Camus Stelzner: If someone attacks you because of your shitty haircut or you're a bad student or you must have stolen that purse, it doesn't really matter.

#2417

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Oct. 26, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Mr. Ekatomatis: Hang on to your electrons, because molecular orbital theory gets a bit more hairy!

#2422

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Oct. 27, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Indian Student: *speaks with thick Indian accent* White Student: You sound like my mother.

#2501

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:58 p.m.

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Pham: You can spend time philosophy, uh... philosopher going to talk about it. And they have books and books and books.

#2521

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Nov. 11, 2010, 10:07 p.m.

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Abdul Rahim: What songs are we playing? Class: "Rhythm of Love," "What About Love," and are we still doing "Where is the Love?" Abdul Rahim: Wow. These songs are so girly. Wow. Really? Did I pick these? They're so girly. (Girly voice) Like oh my god!

#2560

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Nov. 17, 2010, 3:59 p.m.

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//The physics question on the board is about which path a package would take if dropped from an airplane Tej: Why is it falling? Boettcher: Um, gravity. Tej: Oh, I get it!

#2586

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Freeman: You get to go to Washington for the awards ceremony. Everyone else is going to fly in from like, California. You're going to get a Metro card.

#2614

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Nov. 30, 2010, 1:23 p.m.

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//talking to Michael Z, who is right next to Daniel F Eugene: Why are you grabbing his hips? Michael: Because I love him...

#2625

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Dec. 2, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Pham walks into Modsim Pham: Wait, aren't there too many people here?

#2626

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Dec. 2, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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Lev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!