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March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.



Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Lev: So a capacitor is like a toilet...



Feb. 23, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Hinkle: What's a compliment? Lev: You're hot!



Feb. 4, 2011, 7:37 a.m.

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//Lev jokingly blammos Khoa and Rafa; both are holding spoons. Khoa: But we're spooning!



Dec. 9, 2010, 2:48 p.m.

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Student: You know what's awesome? Lev: Your mom's va-- what?

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//Lev is wearing a brown woolen vest Pham: Which old man you beat up to get that? Lev: What?! OUCH! This is my dad's. Pham: Exactly, it look like old man's!



Dec. 2, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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Lev: They're not pedophiles, they just know how to admire the young body! ... Lev: No! I'm not planning to be a professional pedophile!



Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.



Nov. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds: Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell-- Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...



Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.