//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River
Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam?
//later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency)
Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down--
Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse!
Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would.
Shirley: 200% efficiency!
Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.
//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim
Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there!
Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away."
Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here.
Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy.
Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.
//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds:
Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell--
Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...
Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men!
Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars.
Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.