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Jan. 25, 2023, 12:35 p.m.

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//Presenting modsim projects! Nick Khil: So I chose to model Spider Man swinging from the Empire State Building. Nick Khil: According to the Marvel website, Spider Man can lift 10 tons.... Nick Khil: So if we assume those are metric tons, Spider Man can exert 98,000 Newtons of force. Nick Khil: I guess I found out that Spider Man is... a lot stronger than people think.

It turns out that Spiderman can't actually reach airline cruising altitude...

nick, modsim, spiderman



Jan. 11, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.



Oct. 10, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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//p6 Modsim Jonathan: We're maximising the number of sad people so that they don't eat.



Dec. 14, 2021, 9:05 p.m.

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Student: “I wanna go to Antartica” Mr. Kyei: “Is that where the northern lights are?”

It took him a few seconds to realize his mistake

modsim, kyei



Nov. 27, 2018, 9:10 a.m.

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//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?



Nov. 19, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//In modsim, playing "I need an A (R-rated version)" Video: On your 3rd exam, you drew a really graphic depiction of me as the devil taking a load from Charles Manson in the face Hammond (walking in): Sounds like you're having fun in here.



March 25, 2015, 9:23 a.m.

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Matthew: Sachin, are you in ModSim? Sachin: Yeah. Schwartz: By the way, Sachin, we should try to talk sometime, because we haven't had any meetings yet. Sachin: Oh...I can do that during ModSim. //Class laughs; Dennis flies out of his chair in laughter.



March 18, 2015, 9:22 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: "Are you doing any work in ModSim" has about the same truth value as "Is Sachin here."

Sachin is notorious for being difficult to find, as he is often not where he's supposed to be (think electrons). ModSim is a Pham class.

neyman, eric, modsim, sachin



Jan. 4, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right?  I don't get it.



Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?