//Presenting modsim projects! Nick Khil: So I chose to model Spider Man swinging from the Empire State Building. Nick Khil: According to the Marvel website, Spider Man can lift 10 tons.... Nick Khil: So if we assume those are metric tons, Spider Man can exert 98,000 Newtons of force. Nick Khil: I guess I found out that Spider Man is... a lot stronger than people think.
//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.
//p6 Modsim Jonathan: We're maximising the number of sad people so that they don't eat.
Student: “I wanna go to Antartica” Mr. Kyei: “Is that where the northern lights are?”
//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?
//In modsim, playing "I need an A (R-rated version)" Video: On your 3rd exam, you drew a really graphic depiction of me as the devil taking a load from Charles Manson in the face Hammond (walking in): Sounds like you're having fun in here.
Matthew: Sachin, are you in ModSim? Sachin: Yeah. Schwartz: By the way, Sachin, we should try to talk sometime, because we haven't had any meetings yet. Sachin: Oh...I can do that during ModSim. //Class laughs; Dennis flies out of his chair in laughter.
Eric Neyman: "Are you doing any work in ModSim" has about the same truth value as "Is Sachin here."
Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right? I don't get it.