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#9745
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⚐ Report// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.
#9744
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⚐ ReportLodal: Did you know that China has volcanoes? //class gives various responses Lodal: Can you name one? //class gives various responses Lodal: I was gonna call you a liar if you said you could name one.
#9743
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⚐ ReportJack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.
#9739
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Every representative is a member of a committee except Marjorie Taylor Greene, 'cuz she's crazy. Gabaree: No, I'm serious. Go look her up, she really is crazy.
#9737
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⚐ ReportGabaree: Most bills die, like baby sea turtles. Gabaree: It's true. Most baby sea turtles don't make it, they die. Gabaree: Just like bills!
#9736
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⚐ ReportSchwartz, on people not taking notes: You know how to student. Please student in a reasonable way.
#9735
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⚐ Report// Anal 1 video Schwartz: You might think that step 3 is setting up the integral. Schwartz: But no, it's me, Dio! Schwartz: I, whatever. That's probably more groanworthy than funny at this point, who cares.
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⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Rose Rose: Oh no, I almost made a mistake! But I got through it by thinking B)