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March 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.



Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke



June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny



May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.



April 23, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?



Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.