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April 28, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!



April 25, 2022, 6:04 p.m.

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//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.



Jan. 25, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.



March 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.



Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke



June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny



May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.



April 23, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?



Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.