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#12516
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⚐ ReportRose: you must add the teleporter boxes Rose: they are industry standard Rose: did i tell you guys the industry standard joke?
#11488
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!
#10510
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!
#10482
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⚐ Report//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.
#9815
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⚐ Report//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.
#9057
2020
⚐ ReportLodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.