Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke
Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny
//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.
//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?
//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.