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#12516

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Nov. 13, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: you must add the teleporter boxes Rose: they are industry standard Rose: did i tell you guys the industry standard joke?

#12070

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Sept. 7, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Adithi: Why did the earth blush? Adithi: because it saw the climate changing.

#11488

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Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!

#10510

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April 28, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!

#10482

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April 25, 2022, 6:04 p.m.

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//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.

#9815

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Jan. 25, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.

#9057

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March 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.

#8798

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Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke

#8245

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June 9, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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Oscar: If I make enough jokes eventually one will be funny

#5482

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May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.