#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#7282

511

Feb. 28, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

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*Telon hugs Andrew* Kaluta: awwww *everyone laughs* *street walks in* Street: I'm so confused... *Telon is still hugging Andrew* Street: Well I mean, Andrew is a pretty good looking guy.

#7281

1616

Feb. 28, 2018, 12:12 p.m.

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//Street opens door and whacks Daniel, who is sitting against the wall Street: Oh who did I squash this time? //Sees Daniel Ge Street: Oh its an asian boy we have enough of those in the magnet. I can squash this one.

#7279

1826

Feb. 28, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//AP Micro talking about different governments Ryan Tse: Communism is the worst form of government. Jonathan Berkowitz *sarcastically* : What about just killing everyone? Ryan: Fine. Communism is the worst reasonable form of government.

#7275

-816

Feb. 27, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

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Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.

#7273

1111

Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!

#7272

57

Feb. 26, 2018, 1:41 p.m.

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//Pd 8 AP World Whitacre: Katherine the Great was accused of having strange…sexual tendencies. Some four legged accusations, like horses. Tyler: Woah! Whitacre: Is that enough for you? Tyler: Yeah. Whitacre: So she had this giant mechanical contraption that would lift it up and place it on her. Sack of oats?

#7271

1010

Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.

#7270

1416

Feb. 25, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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//Everest is trying to very quietly walk across Mr. Schafer's room //Something in his general vicinity makes a large crash, Everest looks startled and very slowly starts to back away Schafer: What did you even do? //Still backing away Everest: I have no idea. //Opens the door, sprints out of the room and down the hall