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Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.



Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.



April 19, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

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//9th period discrete. (Daniel Zhu is in 5th period discrete.) //Proving TFAE for finite projective planes Rose: We have 1 implies 3. So, we also get 2 implies 4 for free by duality. Jonah: But- Rose: Also Daniel Zhu said it.



March 9, 2018, 7:30 a.m.

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//Making stories for combinatorial proofs Jonah: So in the 2018 midterm election there are m democrats and n republicans, trying to get into r seats... Rose: No that's boring, what are some fun political parties? Class: Green Party! Communists! Rose: Yeahhhh, this is like the Takoma Park Assembly.



April 3, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

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Shwetha: Some person said that your teacher doesn't know how Reddit works Duval: Well, it's true



March 21, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

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Jonah: There's always feeling that like no one knows what they're doing Jonah: But this time we might actually not know what we're doing Jonah: Somehow it'll magically come together in the end, I hope.



March 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.

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//Talking about social security and baby boomers Cirincione: After World War II people were so happy that they made lots of babies. The storks brought in tons of babies, which was very impressive considering all the gunfire from the planes during that time. Haydn: What happened to stork mortality rates? Cirincione: There were many planes to be used as attrition: they kept flying over Europe and never came back. This caused stork mortality rates to rise by about 28 to 30 percent. Jonah: Are there Nazi storks?



March 8, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

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//3rd period Biology Jonah: Ms. Duval, if your mom has one color eyes and your dad has another, how do you know what color you have? Duval: A mirror???



Feb. 23, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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Steven: For some reason it feels normal when I do it with guys, but when I do it with girls it's weird. Jonah: You could be talking about a lot of things.



Feb. 11, 2016, 5:28 p.m.

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//During the first Pham test, Jonah goes to Mr. Pham to ask a question Jonah: Does that say 1.00 * 10² ft² or 102 ft²? //Pham was outraged for a good reason

Jonah tried to make up for it by saying that he read the question wrong... I don't think anyone believed him, even Avik. ;-;

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