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May 14, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Jonah: So I still don't get the deep takeaway Rose: *thinks for a bit* Let's just ignore this deep takeaway for a bit //Jonah keeps asking, Rose calls Steven Rose: So what is the deep take away? Jonah: I'm confused Rose: Yeah, I agree with him that he's confused Reynald: That's a great way to say you're confused, Mr. Rose



March 27, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

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Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck



March 21, 2019, 12:29 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Class has spent 30 minutes explaining a sentence in the textbook Rose: I am now halfway through a Coxeter sentence. //later Rose: The idea that I'm putting a lot of work into this class is hilarious.



Jan. 10, 2019, 9:52 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 //Rose walks out of room for an errand //Jonah goes to front of classroom Jonah: WOOO WOOO WOOO!!! Alllllright... period 7! //Rose walks in Rose: My meta-strategy is to have a few catchphrases, so that my true flaws aren't emulated by students.



Nov. 16, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//After a public announcement on Troy Story 3 Jonah: You should go see Troy Story 3, Mr. Rose. It-- Rose: No.



April 19, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

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//9th period discrete. (Daniel Zhu is in 5th period discrete.) //Proving TFAE for finite projective planes Rose: We have 1 implies 3. So, we also get 2 implies 4 for free by duality. Jonah: But- Rose: Also Daniel Zhu said it.



March 9, 2018, 7:30 a.m.

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//Making stories for combinatorial proofs Jonah: So in the 2018 midterm election there are m democrats and n republicans, trying to get into r seats... Rose: No that's boring, what are some fun political parties? Class: Green Party! Communists! Rose: Yeahhhh, this is like the Takoma Park Assembly.



April 3, 2017, 10:28 a.m.

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Shwetha: Some person said that your teacher doesn't know how Reddit works Duval: Well, it's true



March 21, 2017, 10:49 a.m.

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Jonah: There's always feeling that like no one knows what they're doing Jonah: But this time we might actually not know what we're doing Jonah: Somehow it'll magically come together in the end, I hope.



March 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.

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//Talking about social security and baby boomers Cirincione: After World War II people were so happy that they made lots of babies. The storks brought in tons of babies, which was very impressive considering all the gunfire from the planes during that time. Haydn: What happened to stork mortality rates? Cirincione: There were many planes to be used as attrition: they kept flying over Europe and never came back. This caused stork mortality rates to rise by about 28 to 30 percent. Jonah: Are there Nazi storks?