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⚐ Report//talking about Newton's laws of heating and cooling Stein: So let's say we want barbecued toe fungus. You know, as a delicacy or something. Actually, how would that work? I guess you'd have to coat it in breadcrumbs, deep-fry it for a bit, then put on barbecue sauce? Whatever.
#651
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⚐ Report//looking over a homework problem with A=e^rt Stein: Hey wait, we can't use A. So let's use B. Hey look! It's Bert! Now we need an Ernie... //writes "=Be^(rt) + Ernie" on the board
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⚐ ReportDr. Smith: Very few people -- I am maybe one of only two or three in the world -- understand what's actually going on in Crime and Punishment.
#649
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⚐ Report//after revealing a piece of personal information Duval: Something to add to your bank of random knowledge.
#648
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: It's a shiv! Go take that to prison. Whammo, you're out. Jacob: It's called Blammo.
#647
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⚐ Report//to Jacob, after he put an assignment on BILL Whitacre: You're helping people! Did I not teach you anything? You're ruining survival of the fittest! How is this natural selection if you're dragging people along with you? Compassion. Casualties. Compassion. Casualties.
#646
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⚐ Report//walks up to a student playing an online game Whitacre: Is this on the SAT, 'cause I'm gonna take it.
#645
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.
#644
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: What does that mean, dating? I have a date with you. I have lots of dates. Monday, Tuesday, the 16th, the 18th. I'll tell you what it is: I'm lusting. That's what it is! It's not dating, it's lusting.
#643
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.