#591

1010

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#590

24

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: What I tell you? Read the book! You not read book, you flunk out!

#589

1010

Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#587

2729

Oct. 5, 2009, 8:52 a.m.

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Pham: Best place to be for Halloween is Universal Studio. They have awesome.

#586

22

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Hopkins: Today is an Excedrin day. Do you know what Excedrin is? It's a painkiller. With caffeine!

#585

77

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.

#584

1212

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:04 a.m.

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//walks into the 102°F sysop room Duval: Is this the new weight loss plan? Sweat it out?

#583

77

Oct. 2, 2009, 10:35 a.m.

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//a student walks into Whitacre's room with a stack of college rec forms Jacob: Whoa, how many colleges are you applying to? Twenty? Whitacre: You know only one will accept you. *starts flipping through them* Where's that one for 7-11...

#582

3036

Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.

#581

44

Oct. 1, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Pham: You guys waste of county money. For each magnet cost 400,000 a year. You know how much school bus cost? 300,000 for bus with no floor like in Wallops.