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June 1, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Dr. Witte: "How many liters is in that hemisphere?" Ethan: "Uh... 240 or so?" Dr. Witte: "Ethan, you don't know what a liter is, do you?" *Silence*

#389

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June 1, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You with me so far?"

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June 1, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie: Ms. Piper is so hardcore! She just said, "I never use vim, I just use emacs!"

#387

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June 1, 2009, 11:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Want some ice cream? It's melting. Schafer: Thermodynamically speaking. It's not in a friggin' freezer!

#385

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May 31, 2009, 11:53 p.m.

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"I keep on taking your pictures and now my camera's broken"

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May 31, 2009, 11:51 p.m.

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"They're not like multiplying, they are multiplying" ~ Mr. Hammond "Yeah, well, you're like about to fall off the segway." ~Mr. Schafer

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May 31, 2009, 11:50 p.m.

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//all of the precalc class is wearing tie-dye for chemistry Schafer: This is like my worst nightmare. Any moment, you guys will pull out guitars and start singing kumbayah.

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May 31, 2009, 11:48 p.m.

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//when asked what the can things in his classroom were Schafer: There are 2 ways to describe those things. Option 1 is the best attempt at making Stirling engines the thermo class could do. Option 2 is epic failures, since about zero of them work.

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May 31, 2009, 11:46 p.m.

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//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"

#380

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.