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May 21, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Mogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.

#281

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May 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Conley: * something about giving someone a box of chocolates * Quinn: Hey, but I'm allergic to chocolate... Gibi: Well, I'm allergic to boxes.

#280

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May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

#255

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Caffeine... Is... Great... [pause] But not for children... Only teachers... ~Mr. Rose

#256

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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We need to like, take the exponents downstairs... So we can beat them up or something... ~Mr. Rose

#259

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So anyways, line AB should be *a student sneezes* What? Did you just SNEEZE in your SHIRT?!... Im calling your mother today and telling her that her son sneezed in his shirt. ~Mr. Rose

#261

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Close your eyes. Now imagine a line. A big glowing red line, you know, sorta like a lightsaber ~Mr. Rose

#262

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Everyone, close your eyes so that I can give Gilad the finger ~Mr. Rose

#263

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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I hate you Gilad ~Mr. Rose quietly under his breath

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Who has finished the trig review packet? [No hands go up] What??? You should have finished it by now. OK, now lie. Who has finished the trig review packet [Hands go up] Good... I'll be giving you another packet tomorrow. ~Mr. Rose