#11996

018

June 15, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?

#11981

1010

June 12, 2023, 1:34 p.m.

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Anderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.

#11961

44

June 8, 2023, 2:02 p.m.

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// Talking about Malcolm in Macbeth and his "cistern of lust" Anderson: I want to sleep with all of the women of Scotland. Anderson: Your wives, your mothers, your daughters, even your grandmothers // Later Anderson: Don't worry, there will be plenty of women.

#11960

913

June 8, 2023, 1:57 p.m.

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Colby: There is this movie called Macbeth: The Comedy. It is about a power-hungry lesbian couple and flamboyantly lesbian Weïrd Sisters. Anderson: I'm in. Can we stream that right now?

#11943

24

June 6, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Anderson: This is one of the movies that I want you to pay attention to. Anderson: Not just because I paid money for it.

#11929

1111

June 2, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Anderson: [Rivkah], what's rizz? Rivkah: Rizz is short for charisma.

#11876

68

May 22, 2023, 1:41 p.m.

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// Macbeth Anderson: And now the murder... Anderson: I'm sorry for those who like gore, but all of this happens offstage. // Later Anderson: They are carrying bloody daggers. This is turning into a shitshow.

#11875

26

May 22, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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Nicole(as Lady Macbeth): I would, while it was smilling in my face, Nicole: Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums Nicole: And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you have done to this. Anderson: Damn! // Later Anderson: I want you to be honest, think about your desires. Anderson: Actually don't be honest, keep your thoughts to yourself. Anderson: But think about your deepest darkest desires.

#11860

44

May 18, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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// Reading Macbeth Anderson: Banquo said "have we eaten the insane root? Maybe we were high when we heard the witches speak!"

#11858

79

May 18, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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Katz: How can we tell that the author meant something by breaking the meter, and didn't just fail to complete the line well? Anderson: Well, this is the benefit of the doubt we give to the author given that he is world-famous.