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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!



Nov. 4, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Leul: I'm gonna nuke your head Annika: With what? Leul: deez nuts



Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!



Oct. 26, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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// Looking at 11015 Jerry Song: What is Howard? Andy: Howard deez nuts gonna fit in your mouth?



May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?

She thought we were messing with her because she was a sub and I feel kinda bad now but it wasn't the intention

deez nuts, attendance, sub



March 1, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Jerry Song: A nut case has a 1 to 1 correspondence with "ball sack".



Dec. 22, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Beginning of class in Analysis 1 Schwartz: Where did I put these notes? Me, looking at Andy: Is it just me, or did you also hear him say deez nuts? Andy: This is why I've muted the freshman server and buried it under 20 other servers. // Twenty minutes later, learning about the shell method for measuring volume Andy: Deez shells