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15

Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#12432

44

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that sigma balls means the same thing as some of deez nuts?

#11996

018

June 15, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?

#11778

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April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#11508

68

Feb. 4, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Caleb: Can I eat my nuts if I take them outside?

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11216

44

Nov. 22, 2022, 10:15 a.m.

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// orgo Johnny: I spelled change as chargle. Johnny: You can chargle deez nuts.

#11140

77

Nov. 12, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Albert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!

#11111

929

Nov. 4, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Leul: I'm gonna nuke your head Annika: With what? Leul: deez nuts

#11090

57

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!