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Dec. 7, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Bramble: So for about three hours, they expect you to sit down and go into Zoom meetings again and again to learn about classes. Bramble: Are they mad? Katz: You haven't noticed before? Bramble: Sometimes, I'm not paying attention. Bramble: Actually, you can delete that word "sometimes".



Nov. 29, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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Bramble: I hate repetition. Katz: You hate repetition? Bramble: After you work in the Department of Redundancy Department for a while, it starts to get on your nerves, after a while. Katz: Annoyingly gets on your nerves? Bramble: Well, I'm not naming any names ...



Nov. 15, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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//about an erroneous tangent plane equation Schwartz: That's not a plane! Katz: That's a helicopter!



Nov. 10, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I was dying in FoT today. Katz: No, you were Andy. Andy: I've been dad-joked by Sean enough today; I don't need any more. Schwartz: Hi, Already Dad-joked by Sean Enough.

"are you just going to stand there and take notes? well, as long as the notes aren't about me ..." "mostly not" // (other) mod note: at least it wasn't a valid dad joke, I would have never lived that down

andy, katz, dad, schwartz



Sept. 21, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Stephen: What is a horizontal distance? Katz: A distance along a horizontal direction. Stephen: No Katz: What do you think it is? Stephen: Your mother Katz: My mother is not a horizontal distance. Katz: If she was, my father couldn't be a vertical distance, because the dot product would be zero, but I clearly exist.



Sept. 16, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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Katz: I haven’t been quoted since becoming mod

//mod note: Andy still remains unquoted-since-moderation-start ... not to encourage anything // (other) mod note: nah I have, it's actually the first quote of the year




June 17, 2022, 3:43 p.m.

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// roberts hands out bags to put over keyboards roberts: gotta bag 'em all! katz: pokebag: pokemon, but you put them in bags. student: that's just kidnapping.



May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!



May 23, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Katz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?



May 5, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Administrative questions? //no questions Schwartz: Math questions? //no questions Schwartz: Questions about alien life in the universe? Ace: Why do we exist? Schwartz: To do this: *jumps in a little dance* Katz: Is that a Proof by Dance of something? Schwartz: It's a Proof by Dance that this is why we exist. Hadar: What is humanity? Schwartz: ... The ability to ask that question. Student: I'm tired today. Schwartz: Then you should try to sleep more. That doesn't mean it's possible, but it's a solution when it is. Schwartz: ... that wasn't really a question.