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#13355

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May 2, 2024, 10:13 a.m.

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Bosse: This is one of the times I am glad I did not teach you bio. Bosse: Because I would cry if I knew that I taught you and 2 years later you guys don't remember anything.

#13227

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March 21, 2024, 9:35 a.m.

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Bosse: We're going to look at great tits! Bosse: And then we will see how human selection has influenced the population of great tits.

#13203

55

March 15, 2024, 10:26 a.m.

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Bosse: Yina, don't go to sleep, we need you for the mating game! // Later Bosse: Pretend these two guys are mating. // Bosse: Sorry you guys will have to wait to mate. // Bosse: I'm playing mating music because you have to randomly mate.

#13155

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March 5, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!

#13154

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March 5, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Bosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.

#13150

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March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?

#13133

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Feb. 28, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Bosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!

#13126

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Feb. 26, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

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Bosse: I picked an inferior article here. Bosse: It's gynandromorphin' time! Bosse: What does gyno mean? Female! Bosse: I don't know any males that go to the gyno!

#13115

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:44 a.m.

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Bosse: That doesn't look like 25 notebooks! Bosse: Hurry up, I'm getting old!

#12994

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Feb. 7, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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// Punnett Squares Bosse: Either you're big BS or little bs. Bosse: You like it? Bosse: It's all bs.