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March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?



Jan. 16, 2024, 8:56 p.m.

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//Mia Payson has a bottle of kombucha and we were talking about it Emily Lee: You know kombucha the SCOBY? that's nasty //Vinegar is mentioned and Emily googles "mother of vinegar" Emily: Yeah like that's nasty too. why is it jelly like? Mia: well kimchi is the same thing too. Emily: I don’t even like kimchi! Emily: I’m not a real Korean. Mia Payson: you’re more whitewashed than the actual white person.



Feb. 24, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//when prompted for animals, someone suggests "thirteen" Schwartz: You will find that the more ridiculous the suggestion, the more likely I am to take it. //later, commentary on model based on thirteen as animal Schwartz: Bacteria are generally a better model of population growth than animals. Student: Thirteens are bacteria. Schwartz: How could I not have known that thirteens are bacteria? Of course!



Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.