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Feb. 24, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//when prompted for animals, someone suggests "thirteen" Schwartz: You will find that the more ridiculous the suggestion, the more likely I am to take it. //later, commentary on model based on thirteen as animal Schwartz: Bacteria are generally a better model of population growth than animals. Student: Thirteens are bacteria. Schwartz: How could I not have known that thirteens are bacteria? Of course!



Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.