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#13337
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⚐ ReportSabine: *Looking at pictures of baby monkeys* Schafer: Look at you, looking at pictures of my offspring
#13290
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⚐ ReportSchafer: A few Thursdays from now is take your kids to work day, and at least one of my kids wants to come Dylan: How old are your kids again? Schafer: Don't ask me hard questions
#12967
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.
#12960
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.
#12938
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⚐ Report*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.
#12921
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.
#11986
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⚐ ReportQuantum video: Across the ocean, a particularly savvy Yankee had other ideas. Jerry Song: Andrew Tate.
#11985
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⚐ ReportQuantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!
#11963
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⚐ Report//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.