#11847

46

May 16, 2023, 6:20 p.m.

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Anderson: War is what everyone wants to avoid at all costs ... all the normal people, at least.

#11845

66

May 16, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Anderson: I will be very generous with my grading because I know that in my heart...all of you guys are working.

#11832

77

May 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Anderson: I hope everyone gets an A this quarter. Anderson: Have you guys heard about the new grade policy? Anderson: An "A, B" will no longer do this semester.

#11823

1010

May 10, 2023, 7:30 p.m.

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//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.

#11795

26

April 28, 2023, 2:15 p.m.

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Anderson: I need your eyes back on me again. Anderson: It appears that the evil screens have taken your attention.

#11754

012

April 17, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Anderson: We had computers when I was your age. Anderson: We even had the internet.

#11735

88

April 11, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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Anderson: It would be an ever-shifting mountain of mashed-potatoes, but it would still be a mountain! Sean: A delicious mountain! Anderson: It would be a delicious mountain. I love mashed-potatoes.

#11703

711

March 20, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Anderson: So now, let's move on to number 5... Anderson(squinting eyes): ...artist's shit. //later Anderson: There's been some dispute about the actual contents. Andy, quietly: Taste test!

#11691

88

March 16, 2023, 6:54 p.m.

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Anderson: When you open your eyes, look in a random direction ... //later Katz: But Mr Anderson, I can't look in a random direction, only an arbitrary one! Anderson: I am told that every year.

#11688

113

March 16, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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Anderson: Prepositions! Anderson: Above, below, before, after, among! Sean: Among us?