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April 11, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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Anderson: It would be an ever-shifting mountain of mashed-potatoes, but it would still be a mountain! Sean: A delicious mountain! Anderson: It would be a delicious mountain. I love mashed-potatoes.



March 7, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.



May 13, 2015, 9:53 a.m.

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Kiyoon: "so... there are thousands of varieties of potatoes AND thousands of ways to cook them... does that mean they will take over the world one day?" Whitacre: "It already has. It's called McDonalds."