Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
Kiyoon: "so... there are thousands of varieties of potatoes AND thousands of ways to cook them... does that mean they will take over the world one day?" Whitacre: "It already has. It's called McDonalds."