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March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3058

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March 10, 2011, 10:18 a.m.

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//Precalc C, sketching several different conics on the same paper Billings: Hey! It looks like a spider! Eva: Mm, it kinda does... Oh god, now I can't stop seeing that! I'm arachnophobic. Mr. Rose: *slowly picks up paper* It's a spider, and it's coming to EAT YOU! *Throws paper at Eva* Eva: *screams* Damn it, why would you do something like that?!

#2745

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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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Thomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.