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#11208

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#10493

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April 26, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Duval: The spiders drag their big white balls.

#3058

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March 10, 2011, 10:18 a.m.

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//Precalc C, sketching several different conics on the same paper Billings: Hey! It looks like a spider! Eva: Mm, it kinda does... Oh god, now I can't stop seeing that! I'm arachnophobic. Mr. Rose: *slowly picks up paper* It's a spider, and it's coming to EAT YOU! *Throws paper at Eva* Eva: *screams* Damn it, why would you do something like that?!