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#10293
1212
⚐ ReportRoberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!
#10291
1010
⚐ ReportRoberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.
#10290
77
⚐ ReportRoberts: Open the handout; keep the handout; love the handout; memorise the handout.
#10263
59
⚐ ReportRoberts: You’re playing a D chord next to rehearsal letter d. It’s an inception of Ds! // Later, student has long nails Roberts: They’re cute but you have to cut them off! *class snickers*
#10227
37
⚐ Report//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?
#10226
1111
⚐ ReportRoberts: Did you ask the front desk for pizza? Student: I think the front desk ate all the pizza.
#10225
55
⚐ ReportStudent: Did they play the thing from the thing? Roberts: The thing from the thing? You're almost as bad as my mom!
#10212
46
⚐ Report// Concert orchestra Roberts: The tip! The tipppppp! Get away from the tippppp! // Later Roberts: We can play it from behind! // Class starts giggling
#10163
1212
⚐ Report//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!
#10162
77
⚐ Report//later Student (describing feeling): I won. Katz: I lost The Game. Hui: I lost The Game. Roberts: What is this Game thing? You all need to stop saying that, because that's the most annoying thing ever. //later Student (to Roberts): You know you lost The Game, right?