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#10162

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March 4, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//later Student (describing feeling): I won. Katz: I lost The Game. Hui: I lost The Game. Roberts: What is this Game thing? You all need to stop saying that, because that's the most annoying thing ever. //later Student (to Roberts): You know you lost The Game, right?

#10076

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Feb. 24, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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// logistic growth, Schwartz uses telling a secret as an example Hadar: Unrelated question, what is the secret? Schwartz: I can’t tell everyone, the k value would be too high. Hadar: I lost The Game! Schwartz: I lost! Class:(ripples of I lost The game)

#9861

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.

#9837

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Jan. 26, 2022, 8:49 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like *boop*! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later *Sean dad jokes Duval* Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. *Schwartz breaks down in laughter* Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable. // Later Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has. // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. *Schwartz breaks down again* Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. *Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around* // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember *those* days too.

#9619

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Dec. 14, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.