// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by
Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like *boop*!
Duval: Oh hi Sean!
Sean: How do you know my name...
Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful.
*Sean dad jokes Duval*
Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already.
Duval: This is sedative Steven. *Schwartz breaks down in laughter*
Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN?
Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative.
Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot.
Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C.
Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.
Andy: I lost the game!
Schwartz: I lost!
Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything.
Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset.
Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct)
Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.
// Later, talking about takoma
Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. *Schwartz breaks down again*
Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog.
Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke.
Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors.
Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!"
Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp.
*Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around*
// Math team is about to end
Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes.
Schwartz: I remember those days.
Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row.
Schwartz: I remember *those* days too.