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Nov. 16, 2022, 9:40 a.m.

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// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.



June 15, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Hui: It's better to be 95% honest than 100% honest.

never change Hui, never change




May 13, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Hui: If I die in the emergency shower, I probably deserve it.



May 11, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.



April 25, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............



March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.



March 30, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Hui: One time I had to drive all the way to Florida. Andy: Florida Man returns to his natural habitat.



March 22, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.

//notably Delaney's correct and it *was* an antacid it just also would not really have been the best idea for the specific situation it was meant for. I also asked Duval later and she said "did you try the chem storage rooms" so actually the best life advice here is "don't do stuff that's the very specific kind of stupid where you then require antacids while at blair"

delaney, reaper, hui, spicy



March 16, 2022, 5:29 p.m.

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Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.



March 9, 2022, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to be chronically depressed? Hui: If so, take the Blair cs electives!