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#11711

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March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?

#11486

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Jan. 31, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.

#11372

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Jan. 3, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Hui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.

Katz: This is what happens when you get your morals from the 12th letter of the alphabet.

andy, hui

#11358

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Dec. 22, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Schwartz: The fun thing about alumni returning is that they realise that the things the teachers were telling them are true. //later, multivariable calculus and ducks on the board Schwartz, erasing: Nooo! You shouldn't see that. The ducks can stay. The alumni came in and drew ducks. Schwartz, later: I am trying to draw around the ducks. We'll see how long I can keep this up. Schwartz, later: I'm gonna turn this into a thrice-iterated integral, killing some ducks in the process -- and decapitating another one in the process. //later, Schwartz justifying his forgetting the names of alumni Schwartz: I also have a family, and about five people I knew from college who I still hang out with. //students audibly amazed

#11166

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Nov. 16, 2022, 9:40 a.m.

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// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.

#10705

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June 15, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Hui: It's better to be 95% honest than 100% honest.

never change Hui, never change

hui

#10574

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May 13, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

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Hui: If I die in the emergency shower, I probably deserve it.

#10562

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May 11, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.

#10479

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April 25, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............

#10381

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March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.