Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?
Hui: Stealing from science bowl is always the morally correct decision.
Hui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.
Schwartz: The fun thing about alumni returning is that they realise that the things the teachers were telling them are true. //later, multivariable calculus and ducks on the board Schwartz, erasing: Nooo! You shouldn't see that. The ducks can stay. The alumni came in and drew ducks. Schwartz, later: I am trying to draw around the ducks. We'll see how long I can keep this up. Schwartz, later: I'm gonna turn this into a thrice-iterated integral, killing some ducks in the process -- and decapitating another one in the process. //later, Schwartz justifying his forgetting the names of alumni Schwartz: I also have a family, and about five people I knew from college who I still hang out with. //students audibly amazed
// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.
Hui: It's better to be 95% honest than 100% honest.
Hui: If I die in the emergency shower, I probably deserve it.
Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.
Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............
// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.