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#2245
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer? [He] was a major serial killer, not the cereal kind you eat. This is the guy who went out and would track people down and kill 'em and put their body parts in the freezer and then, you know, have breakfast every once and a while. [Have] a nice slice of, you know, bacon and eggs, and a little human on there, yeah.
#2219
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⚐ Report//about city-states Whitacre: Each and every one of these is considered the center of the universe.
#2217
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⚐ ReportMr. Whitacre: My grandpa always said "recreate, don't procreate." Don't have kids.
#2211
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⚐ Report//assignment about how you'd raise kids Whitacre: And if you put that none of what you wrote matters cuz you're not having kids, then you'll move up a little in my book. Anyone who hates kids is okay.
#2101
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⚐ Reportstudent: I don't want to pay for college. Whitacre: (without missing a beat) That's what 7-elevens are for!
#2100
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.
#2098
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: I love legalism. They should bring it to this country. It's like totalitarianism.