#13163

88

March 7, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Glenn: Y'all say some wild stuff that little kids don't need to hear

#12662

1616

Dec. 5, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Sahu: ArrayList!?!? Veena: trust, it's gonna be fire bro Rose: (mumbles to himself) fire... kids... one slang term person...

#12527

88

Nov. 15, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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Berket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...

#12509

911

Nov. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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Sahu: Once and a friend and I snuck out of school to go to Starbucks Sahu: but I've never done that before because I was a good boy.

#12216

1313

Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#10113

1919

March 1, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"

#9956

2020

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#6948

77

Nov. 17, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

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Schafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.

#6715

2121

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"

#6714

1420

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

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//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "