#6667

1212

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Street: So I take out my red pen and ... //he makes farting noises while grinning evilly Street: Minus LOTS! //rubs hands together maliciously Street: And then my wife is like "Why are you so happy?" And then I say to her, "Oh, you just don't know."

#6662

66

Sept. 26, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr.Street: It's fun grading stuff because I get to use a big red pen *blows raspberry while crazily doodling x's and scribbles in the air with his imaginary red pen*

#6658

1618

Sept. 25, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

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Mr. Street: All of you maggots- Student: ...Do you mean magnets?... Mr. Street: No, maggots.

#6656

1416

Sept. 25, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr.Street: You boys in the back, don't hold hands, people are going to question Street: but then it's 2017, i guess people are supposedly allowed to do whatever they want.

#6649

1111

Sept. 24, 2017, 9:13 p.m.

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Street: Donald Trump is an outlier. Now, you'll go, "What does that mean?" Then you hear him talk, and you know what it means.

#6646

106108

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#6638

1317

Sept. 22, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

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Street: You're all scrubs.

#6629

1616

Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me

#6615

2121

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.

#6602

28

Sept. 14, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

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//in r&e, street is showing where the flashlight battery chargers are Street: *moves trash can* Class: "Wait, in the trash can???" Street: *opens cabinet behind trash can* Class: "Oh oh okay"