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#11024
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: After this data project, I have come to the conclusion that men need to stop eating ice cream.
#11016
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Every study I do is quadruple blind because even I don't know what's going on!
#11011
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Has anyone baked before? Jerry Song: I've baked meth before. Jerry: I mean what? Andy: I've gotten baked before.
#10996
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: There are two chromebook chargers. Andy: One for each brain cell you have! *Jerry looks around, can't find a charger* Jerry: Now they're gone, just like my brain cells!
#10976
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⚐ Report// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?
#10974
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!
#10935
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song put his favorite vegetable as "beef" on Stein's Knowledge Celebration Stein: Beef is not a vegetable.
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⚐ ReportStein: The secret to this unit is that there's no math. Jerry Song: That's not good, because I'll have to actually try.