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#12813
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: You've learned astronomy, yes? Student: *shakes head* O'Donovan: Hm. Kudos to Soviet education!
#12812
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: It's about the quantum number and the electrons. O'Donovan: Everything else inside the atom is interesting, but we don't care.
#12704
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Did you lose points for the units? Did it hurt? Good, it's supposed to, now you won't do that again!
#12669
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: If my parents wanted me to go through pain, like "You'll never do it again!", they'd use alcohol! Peroxide doesn't hurt!
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⚐ Report// O'Donovan handing back quizes Sean: Yo I didn't fail what the- O'Donovan: Would you like to? I can arrange that.
#12152
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⚐ Report// Hannah hi-fives Andy after solving a pchem problem Hannah: Owww!! Andy: Your hand is just weak. Hannah: No, your hand hurt me. Jerry Song: It also hurts when Andy slaps me. Jerry: I mean hi-fives me.
#11448
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I don't know if my day Is getting better. O'Donovan: I'm going to get arrested today because I'm committing homicide. O'Donovan: I'm gonna kill Prange!
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Does it make sense? O'Donovan: No it doesn't. You just gotta roll with it.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: The architect of the room made sure that whoever taught in this room got plenty of exercise. // Later, talking about the fume hood O'Donovan: If you open it up from both sides, it will jam. O'Donovan: And to fix it, people have to take the fume hood out of the walls. Even the Soviets didn't do stupid things like that. And they're famous for doing stupid things.
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⚐ Report// O'Donovan is demonstrating a flame test O'Donovan: Here is the rule of O'Donovan's labs: Never do what O'Donovan does.