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#8610
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⚐ ReportStein: I'm going to quit. I'm going to call up Ms Johnson and say, "The students won't say self, I quit."
#8599
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⚐ ReportStein: Evan, did you know your name has a unique quality? If you read either your fast or last name backwards they both spell real words. Evan Wang. I bet that's the only name like that.
#8596
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⚐ Report//PoliStat Zoom Call Stein: Distance learning is gonna suck, but it's going to be okay
#8595
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⚐ Report//PoliStat Zoom Call Someone: So, what's happening with the virtual check in on Wednesday? Stein: I... don't know. That's a good question Later, Stein: I mean, what are we supposed to do in 20 minutes anyway? It's kind of dumb in my opinion. Stein: Oh wait. This is being recorded. I'm sorry, Dr. Smith! It's not dumb!
#8594
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⚐ Report//PoliStat Stein: Last time we did this [election model], the coders ended up becoming very elitist Stein: If we take this route this year, I'll be fighting against that elitism - we'll all be fighting against the tyranny of the coders!
#8587
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⚐ ReportStein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.
#8569
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⚐ Report//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is
#8553
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⚐ Report//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.
#8537
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⚐ Report//9th discrete Rose: So we have three sizes of pizza, there are 7 different toppings, and we can have as many toppings as we want. How many different pizzas can we make? *Stein happens to be in the room and comes up to the board and starts doing the problem* Stein: so you have 7 choose 1, that's 7, and for 7 choose 2... But then you get to like 7 choose 5 and I can't do that. Rose: You don't have to, we just leave it like that, the numbers don't matter. Stein: tHe NuMbErS dOnT mAtTeR? I thought you were going to tell me how many pizzas I could order!!!