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#8610

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Sept. 10, 2020, 12:59 p.m.

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Stein: I'm going to quit. I'm going to call up Ms Johnson and say, "The students won't say self, I quit."

he said "I say to myself" on a zoom call and no one said self back :(

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#8599

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Sept. 1, 2020, 1 p.m.

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Stein: Evan, did you know your name has a unique quality? If you read either your fast or last name backwards they both spell real words. Evan Wang. I bet that's the only name like that.

#8596

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:09 a.m.

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//PoliStat Zoom Call Stein: Distance learning is gonna suck, but it's going to be okay

#8595

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Aug. 31, 2020, 10:03 a.m.

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//PoliStat Zoom Call Someone: So, what's happening with the virtual check in on Wednesday? Stein: I... don't know. That's a good question Later, Stein: I mean, what are we supposed to do in 20 minutes anyway? It's kind of dumb in my opinion. Stein: Oh wait. This is being recorded. I'm sorry, Dr. Smith! It's not dumb!

#8594

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Aug. 31, 2020, 9:56 a.m.

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//PoliStat Stein: Last time we did this [election model], the coders ended up becoming very elitist Stein: If we take this route this year, I'll be fighting against that elitism - we'll all be fighting against the tyranny of the coders!

#8593

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Aug. 31, 2020, 9:34 a.m.

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Stein: This is my bitmoji classroom Stein: I'm very proud of it

#8587

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April 27, 2020, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.

#8569

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March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#8553

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March 9, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

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//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.

#8537

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March 2, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: So we have three sizes of pizza, there are 7 different toppings, and we can have as many toppings as we want. How many different pizzas can we make? *Stein happens to be in the room and comes up to the board and starts doing the problem* Stein: so you have 7 choose 1, that's 7, and for 7 choose 2... But then you get to like 7 choose 5 and I can't do that. Rose: You don't have to, we just leave it like that, the numbers don't matter. Stein: tHe NuMbErS dOnT mAtTeR? I thought you were going to tell me how many pizzas I could order!!!